{"id":1545,"date":"2026-10-26T13:17:52","date_gmt":"2026-10-26T13:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/?page_id=1545"},"modified":"2026-10-30T19:37:19","modified_gmt":"2026-10-30T19:37:19","slug":"home-new","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Home (new)"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"1545\" class=\"elementor elementor-1545\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<header class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1cd5de7 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-header e-30d92da6-f403 \" data-id=\"1cd5de7\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"1cd5de7\" id=\"top\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"1cd5de7\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-275fd052 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-47bace30-ce96 \" data-id=\"275fd052\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"275fd052\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"275fd052\">\n    <a class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1ed5e8c2 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-a e-44c23822-b37a \" data-id=\"1ed5e8c2\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"1ed5e8c2\" href=\"#top\" target=\"_self\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"1ed5e8c2\">\n    \t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img e-2fc94671-c756\" data-interaction-id=\"6fdf4338\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"6fdf4338\" id=\"1521\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnus-logo.webp\" width=\"600\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnus-logo.webp 600w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnus-logo-300x132.webp 300w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\n<\/a>\n<nav class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-58eacd9a e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-nav e-3027338b-5392 \" data-id=\"58eacd9a\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"58eacd9a\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"58eacd9a\">\n    \t\t\t<span class=\"e-b270179-70de e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"56930ae4\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"56930ae4\"><a href=\"#bar\" target=\"_self\" class=\"e-paragraph-link-base e-default-a\">\n\t\tThe bar\n\t<\/a><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"e-6ee20f6-c8cb e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"3b63de4f\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3b63de4f\"><a href=\"#regulars\" target=\"_self\" class=\"e-paragraph-link-base e-default-a\">\n\t\tThe regulars\n\t<\/a><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"e-73fc75f7-b3a2 e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"6877ba71\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"6877ba71\"><a href=\"#shop\" target=\"_self\" class=\"e-paragraph-link-base e-default-a\">\n\t\tShop\n\t<\/a><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"e-40fdf4d8-a5a2 e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"1a347d74\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"1a347d74\"><a href=\"#games\" target=\"_self\" class=\"e-paragraph-link-base e-default-a\">\n\t\tGames\n\t<\/a><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"#signup\" target=\"_self\" class=\"e-4fa0094e-63fe e-button-base e-default-a\" data-interaction-id=\"29b7d7cf\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"29b7d7cf\">\n\tOpening night list\n<\/a>\n\t\t\n<\/nav>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/header>\n<section class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-456c36b2 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-section e-6d467205-a679 \" data-id=\"456c36b2\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"456c36b2\" id=\"bar\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"456c36b2\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4860b216 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-739fa62a-4899 \" data-id=\"4860b216\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"4860b216\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"4860b216\">\n    \t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img e-39e04ad7-5a3e\" data-interaction-id=\"3f2cbb1d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3f2cbb1d\" id=\"1523\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/hero-bar-exterior-night.jpg\" width=\"1672\" height=\"941\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/hero-bar-exterior-night.jpg 1672w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/hero-bar-exterior-night-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/hero-bar-exterior-night-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/hero-bar-exterior-night-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/hero-bar-exterior-night-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/hero-bar-exterior-night-600x338.jpg 600w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"e-7e66fa24-2c71 e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"80e5aee\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"80e5aee\">SOLD<\/span>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2db2ce7c e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-5e275130-b486 \" data-id=\"2db2ce7c\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"2db2ce7c\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"2db2ce7c\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4e3f5ad6 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-27a3d1f0-1c77 \" data-id=\"4e3f5ad6\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"4e3f5ad6\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"4e3f5ad6\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-73bd17d9 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-4bc64cfa-2085 \" data-id=\"73bd17d9\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"73bd17d9\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"73bd17d9\">\n    \t\t\t<h1 data-interaction-id=\"4f507ca8\" class=\"e-36a7f269-5634 e-heading-base e-default-h1\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"4f507ca8\"><span>The greatest story never told<\/span><span>\u2026begins.<\/span><\/h1>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5e3e02fe e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-1ed3ae82-9f00 \" data-id=\"5e3e02fe\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"5e3e02fe\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"5e3e02fe\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-37535de8 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-5147c81e-a978 \" data-id=\"37535de8\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"37535de8\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"37535de8\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-19200995-dd76 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"185df39\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"185df39\">Our Gnus Reporter is standing by outside the bar, microphone ready for the first scoop.<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-2ddaccbe-ffb9 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"65c7d86f\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"65c7d86f\">Somebody has bought the GnuTown Bar. It's been chained up for months, the For Sale sign now has a sticker on it, and nobody knows who the new owner is. Nobody except the mouse.<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8fa9e48 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-73e4d886-3e7c \" data-id=\"8fa9e48\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"8fa9e48\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"8fa9e48\">\n    \t\t\t<a href=\"#signup\" target=\"_self\" class=\"gt-btn-primary e-324a71d0-5d73 e-button-base e-default-a\" data-interaction-id=\"68bb0b6b\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"68bb0b6b\">\n\tSave my seat for opening night\n<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"#regulars\" target=\"_self\" class=\"gt-btn-ghost e-button-base e-default-a\" data-interaction-id=\"7e443c99\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7e443c99\">\n\tAsk the mouse\n<\/a>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<section class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2e99bb29 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-section e-718e5ddd-5ee4 \" data-id=\"2e99bb29\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"2e99bb29\" id=\"regulars\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"2e99bb29\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-35130732 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-411a35fe-a4a6 \" data-id=\"35130732\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"35130732\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"35130732\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-31a1ca23 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-784b7639-e0eb \" data-id=\"31a1ca23\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"31a1ca23\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"31a1ca23\">\n    \t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img e-3507f64f-74fd\" data-interaction-id=\"2ec2c04d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"2ec2c04d\" id=\"1519\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/cheddar.webp\" width=\"984\" height=\"1521\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/cheddar.webp 984w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/cheddar-194x300.webp 194w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/cheddar-662x1024.webp 662w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/cheddar-768x1187.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/cheddar-600x927.webp 600w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-54ce17bd e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-25f7a7c8-3b9d \" data-id=\"54ce17bd\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"54ce17bd\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"54ce17bd\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-243274b e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-25b0c4cf-5024 \" data-id=\"243274b\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"243274b\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"243274b\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5af48d96 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-572e25a-9429 \" data-id=\"5af48d96\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"5af48d96\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"5af48d96\">\n    \t\t\t<span class=\"e-1b225c2a-7a61 e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"650e0e41\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"650e0e41\">Resident since<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"e-5905036b-76a0 e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"74a99ad6\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"74a99ad6\">Thirty years ago<\/span>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<h2 data-interaction-id=\"54e63171\" class=\"e-15127e23-7503 e-heading-base e-default-h2\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"54e63171\">Cheddar<\/h2>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-quote e-60fcb17a-3de2 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"6f161dea\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"6f161dea\">\u201cI've seen four landlords, two floods and one deeply regrettable karaoke machine. This new one? Oh, he's different.\u201d<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-body e-4df3784d-939c e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"e873f20\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"e873f20\">Cheddar has lived behind the skirting board for thirty years. He was watching when the new owner signed the papers. He knows exactly who it was. He's just not telling. Yet.<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5574c4a4 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-7bf44421-b2bf \" data-id=\"5574c4a4\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"5574c4a4\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"5574c4a4\">\n    \t\t\t<a href=\"#signup\" target=\"_self\" class=\"gt-btn-primary e-569f92b-4e1f e-button-base e-default-a\" data-interaction-id=\"3b39651d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3b39651d\">\n\tGet Cheddar's tip-offs\n<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"gt-link e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"6c372956\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"6c372956\"><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/gnusoftheworld\" target=\"_self\" class=\"e-paragraph-link-base e-default-a\">\n\t\tFollow him on Instagram\n\t<\/a><\/span>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<section class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5b2b7cf5 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-section e-1caf303b-5a3d \" data-id=\"5b2b7cf5\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"5b2b7cf5\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"5b2b7cf5\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-413197e7 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div gt-inner \" data-id=\"413197e7\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"413197e7\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"413197e7\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7d40ed3 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-section-head e-4548cabc-de2a \" data-id=\"7d40ed3\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"7d40ed3\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"7d40ed3\">\n    \t\t\t<h2 data-interaction-id=\"46645fef\" class=\"gt-h2 e-heading-base e-default-h2\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"46645fef\">The family behind the skirting board<\/h2>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-intro e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"152416f3\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"152416f3\">Cheddar doesn't live alone. Thirty years is long enough to start a family, and long enough for that family to have opinions about the new owner.<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-35f954ba e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-532adb6a-ba2e \" data-id=\"35f954ba\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"35f954ba\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"35f954ba\">\n    <article class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-584e8266 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-article e-68195983-3b30 \" data-id=\"584e8266\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"584e8266\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"584e8266\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-54682f31 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-5ef78c5-1fef \" data-id=\"54682f31\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"54682f31\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"54682f31\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1df86fe7 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-532277d-9393 \" data-id=\"1df86fe7\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"1df86fe7\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"1df86fe7\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img e-55345141-c3be\" data-interaction-id=\"44022615\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"44022615\" id=\"1529\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mrs-cheddar.webp\" width=\"1007\" height=\"1519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mrs-cheddar.webp 1007w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mrs-cheddar-199x300.webp 199w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mrs-cheddar-679x1024.webp 679w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mrs-cheddar-768x1158.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mrs-cheddar-600x905.webp 600w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-26608eed e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-45e9bbeb-ad85 \" data-id=\"26608eed\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"26608eed\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"26608eed\">\n    \t\t\t<h3 data-interaction-id=\"73e71ac\" class=\"e-2a6e5bfb-1084 e-heading-base e-default-h3\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"73e71ac\">Mrs Cheddar<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-755663be-6b44 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"2b4ad04\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"2b4ad04\">Runs the household, the gossip and, quietly, Cheddar.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-quote e-6305115d-fea3 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"7f647706\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7f647706\">\u201cI haven't met him. I don't need to. I've seen his handwriting.\u201d<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/article>\n<article class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3dc71b09 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-article e-7f4e5bff-a6b8 \" data-id=\"3dc71b09\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"3dc71b09\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"3dc71b09\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3f303d80 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-1f036ce2-ed5e \" data-id=\"3f303d80\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"3f303d80\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"3f303d80\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-69246c72 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-6b52984d-d0c5 \" data-id=\"69246c72\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"69246c72\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"69246c72\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-63e46d3f e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-38674e21-ad9c \" data-id=\"63e46d3f\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"63e46d3f\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"63e46d3f\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-59781ff6 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-3ddd8418-fc49 \" data-id=\"59781ff6\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"59781ff6\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"59781ff6\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-775194dd e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-47eae381-800f \" data-id=\"775194dd\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"775194dd\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"775194dd\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img e-1f79a4a2-56a4\" data-interaction-id=\"5497eba1\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"5497eba1\" id=\"1528\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mini-cheddars.webp\" width=\"1253\" height=\"1172\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mini-cheddars.webp 1253w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mini-cheddars-300x281.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mini-cheddars-1024x958.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mini-cheddars-768x718.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mini-cheddars-600x561.webp 600w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-25cc6bde e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-3f338664-e69d \" data-id=\"25cc6bde\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"25cc6bde\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"25cc6bde\">\n    \t\t\t<h3 data-interaction-id=\"51a5a33a\" class=\"e-562d02e3-4841 e-heading-base e-default-h3\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"51a5a33a\">The mini Cheddars<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-76a8d57d-5a9e e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"705ff12e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"705ff12e\">The bar's resident act, by their own appointment.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-quote e-7415b48a-d102 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"3fb9730\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3fb9730\">\u201cWe've been rehearsing for opening night since Tuesday. Nobody asked us. That's never stopped us.\u201d<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/article>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<section class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-12b8ea33 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-section e-3722b766-2348 \" data-id=\"12b8ea33\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"12b8ea33\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"12b8ea33\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-296b0369 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div gt-inner \" data-id=\"296b0369\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"296b0369\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"296b0369\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3fcdbe4b e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-section-head \" data-id=\"3fcdbe4b\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"3fcdbe4b\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"3fcdbe4b\">\n    \t\t\t<h2 data-interaction-id=\"1b357a42\" class=\"gt-h2 e-heading-base e-default-h2\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"1b357a42\">Pinned up by the regulars<\/h2>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-intro e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"6c996191\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"6c996191\">The notice board by the door. Nobody has taken anything down in thirty years, according to Cheddar, and somebody has been adding to it this week.<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-282980c1 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-1c021e0f-b789 \" data-id=\"282980c1\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"282980c1\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"282980c1\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-745afcc3 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-63064676-7991 \" data-id=\"745afcc3\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"745afcc3\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"745afcc3\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-966b610 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-1b90c2c3-86b8 \" data-id=\"966b610\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"966b610\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"966b610\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-54c69d53 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-5f0f9774-1772 \" data-id=\"54c69d53\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"54c69d53\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"54c69d53\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6b8b9619 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-6c03c099-c5bb \" data-id=\"6b8b9619\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"6b8b9619\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"6b8b9619\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-27f67974 e-con e-atomic-element e-grid-base e-default-div e-1c075f54-777f \" data-id=\"27f67974\" data-element_type=\"e-grid\" data-e-type=\"e-grid\" data-interaction-id=\"27f67974\" data-e-type=\"e-grid\" data-id=\"27f67974\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-289a02e4 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div gt-nb-item e-bcc4b2b-e30b \" data-id=\"289a02e4\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"289a02e4\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"289a02e4\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9079df5 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-3e4e2176-bb4b \" data-id=\"9079df5\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"9079df5\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"9079df5\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-13788d45-8eb2 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"211515a1\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"211515a1\">The Edinburgh Evening Gnus<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4305e8c0 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-5e05e40d-bfde \" data-id=\"4305e8c0\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"4305e8c0\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"4305e8c0\">\n    \t\t\t<span class=\"e-454e4043-adad e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"685dac78\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"685dac78\">Tuesday<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"e-fe38ad9-9657 e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"735c3fba\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"735c3fba\">Late edition<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"e-2d4351ef-727d e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"7789dd38\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7789dd38\">Price 50p<\/span>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-1f5a55e8-1050 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"3c59e7c9\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3c59e7c9\">Mystery buyer snaps up GnuTown Bar<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6dc0a5b5 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-1eceffeb-ce13 \" data-id=\"6dc0a5b5\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"6dc0a5b5\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"6dc0a5b5\">\n    \t\t\t<p class=\"e-75956286-1c28 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"121b392b\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"121b392b\">The landmark bar, chained shut since spring, was sold this week to an unnamed buyer.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-4455e5ba-e2b0 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"5de57adb\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"5de57adb\">The agent declined to comment, except to say the buyer paid in coins.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-6b2399af-a138 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"719407ed\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"719407ed\">A long-standing resident of the building said only: \u201cNo comment. Yet.\u201d<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-45e7769d e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-48b8c931-d01b \" data-id=\"45e7769d\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"45e7769d\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"45e7769d\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6b6a2036 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div gt-nb-item e-328ea03-dc54 \" data-id=\"6b6a2036\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"6b6a2036\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"6b6a2036\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-107735b8 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-bbfade6-a30b \" data-id=\"107735b8\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"107735b8\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"107735b8\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img e-6d26180c-8978\" data-interaction-id=\"2f4c4e8d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"2f4c4e8d\" id=\"1532\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/noticeboard-sold-photo-1024x576.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/noticeboard-sold-photo-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/noticeboard-sold-photo-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/noticeboard-sold-photo-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/noticeboard-sold-photo-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/noticeboard-sold-photo-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/noticeboard-sold-photo.jpg 1672w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"e-5cde2b6-13c7 e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"42499b90\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"42499b90\">SOLD<\/span>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6299818b e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-763ed0bd-e32e \" data-id=\"6299818b\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"6299818b\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"6299818b\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-5c52fbbf-661d e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"7fb76174\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7fb76174\">Tues night. Who did this??<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1fb1bb29 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-3e447f95-a53e \" data-id=\"1fb1bb29\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"1fb1bb29\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"1fb1bb29\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-10ada870 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div gt-nb-item e-3ef0a626-b9c8 \" data-id=\"10ada870\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"10ada870\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"10ada870\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-25b8ca23 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-1426a06-cfcf \" data-id=\"25b8ca23\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"25b8ca23\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"25b8ca23\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3b61b7f1 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-7352363f-21c8 \" data-id=\"3b61b7f1\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"3b61b7f1\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"3b61b7f1\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-565ee455-8200 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"146d4c7e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"146d4c7e\">Overheard (by C.)<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-8523b4b-dace e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"7927df44\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7927df44\">\u2013 paid in cash. Small change. ALL of it<br>\u2013 van outside, Mexican plates<br>\u2013 somebody measured the door. For horns.<br>\u2013 wine list. In French!<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-265fd1b8 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-5203c58f-d08e \" data-id=\"265fd1b8\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"265fd1b8\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"265fd1b8\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3a0f12f e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-536a7daf-7956 \" data-id=\"3a0f12f\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"3a0f12f\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"3a0f12f\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-32df07de e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-nb-item e-5ddedbb2-92ef \" data-id=\"32df07de\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"32df07de\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"32df07de\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-58a93800 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-1201f176-3fe4 \" data-id=\"58a93800\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"58a93800\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"58a93800\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2261c3fb e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-411b9078-5e51 \" data-id=\"2261c3fb\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"2261c3fb\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"2261c3fb\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4de06ef0 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-381afb38-5a28 \" data-id=\"4de06ef0\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"4de06ef0\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"4de06ef0\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-22014755-7dd4 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"372bee0e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"372bee0e\">GnuTown Bar<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-d025455-e517 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"3a34ec77\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3a34ec77\">EDINBURGH<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-1a0b27f6-82ba e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"44119e60\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"44119e60\">Quiz night is NOT cancelled<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-7888c533-6fc2 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"3b29a58d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3b29a58d\">\u2013 Ochaye<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4efb810 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div gt-nb-item e-58d4dedf-e227 \" data-id=\"4efb810\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"4efb810\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"4efb810\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5102a197 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-59b5904b-e798 \" data-id=\"5102a197\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"5102a197\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"5102a197\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4fe562c3 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-23a7f280-e91f \" data-id=\"4fe562c3\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"4fe562c3\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"4fe562c3\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-4d71069-fc2e e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"17b996b5\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"17b996b5\">LOST<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-66b02201-644a e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"2ca37f92\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"2ca37f92\">One very small microphone. Answers to \u201ctesting, testing\u201d. Reward: a private performance.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-721ee7d5-59d2 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"5e504042\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"5e504042\">\u2013 the minis<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-262c2c46 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-6caafa52-ca91 \" data-id=\"262c2c46\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"262c2c46\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"262c2c46\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5f2b56c3 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div gt-nb-item e-391fb29d-1167 \" data-id=\"5f2b56c3\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"5f2b56c3\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"5f2b56c3\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img e-11f9881d-1f56\" data-interaction-id=\"5eeeb6d8\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"5eeeb6d8\" id=\"1531\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/noticeboard-newspapers-sketch.webp\" width=\"509\" height=\"327\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/noticeboard-newspapers-sketch.webp 509w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/noticeboard-newspapers-sketch-300x193.webp 300w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-6e0952c5-d971 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"343cf10a\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"343cf10a\">Read all about it. Soon.<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1b765017 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-3f88cb09-428f \" data-id=\"1b765017\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"1b765017\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"1b765017\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-759ac5eb e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div gt-nb-item e-36a7bc07-9dad \" data-id=\"759ac5eb\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"759ac5eb\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"759ac5eb\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2687c569 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-63fab8b0-cf8c \" data-id=\"2687c569\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"2687c569\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"2687c569\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-6f89d5a2-8184 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"169ace36\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"169ace36\">Heard something?<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-41fb35ab-6dc6 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"4b64f250\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"4b64f250\">Pin it on Instagram and tag us. Cheddar reads everything.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"e-5bf95949-af33 e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"119cf2e0\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"119cf2e0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/gnusoftheworld\" target=\"_self\" class=\"e-paragraph-link-base e-default-a\">\n\t\t@gnusoftheworld\n\t<\/a><\/span>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-745464ea e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-323500b7-8813 \" data-id=\"745464ea\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"745464ea\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"745464ea\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1c9db015 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-409ee17b-894a \" data-id=\"1c9db015\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"1c9db015\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"1c9db015\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<section class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-322550aa e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-section e-2cdcafc0-907d \" data-id=\"322550aa\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"322550aa\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"322550aa\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1daf48ea e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div gt-inner \" data-id=\"1daf48ea\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"1daf48ea\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"1daf48ea\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-39665bb2 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-section-head \" data-id=\"39665bb2\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"39665bb2\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"39665bb2\">\n    \t\t\t<h2 data-interaction-id=\"76476c60\" class=\"gt-h2 e-276f466d-d41f e-heading-base e-default-h2\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"76476c60\">The wall of regulars<\/h2>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-intro e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"2b90b93d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"2b90b93d\">Nobody has dusted these in years. Every regular gets a portrait, some are too grimy to make out, and a new face is cleaned up every week. Instagram sees it first.<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-73f0765d e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-3498ed9c-4c2d \" data-id=\"73f0765d\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"73f0765d\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"73f0765d\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-69dca798 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-portrait-card \" data-id=\"69dca798\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"69dca798\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"69dca798\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-portrait-img\" data-interaction-id=\"37c673ed\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"37c673ed\" id=\"1534\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-cheddar.jpg\" width=\"543\" height=\"556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-cheddar.jpg 543w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-cheddar-293x300.jpg 293w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-plate e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"5782920e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"5782920e\">Cheddar<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-portrait-note e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"2b6b0055\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"2b6b0055\">Behind the skirting board<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4f73df57 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-portrait-card \" data-id=\"4f73df57\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"4f73df57\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"4f73df57\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-portrait-img\" data-interaction-id=\"3001f964\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3001f964\" id=\"1541\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-mrs-cheddar.jpg\" width=\"543\" height=\"556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-mrs-cheddar.jpg 543w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-mrs-cheddar-293x300.jpg 293w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-plate e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"3275dad1\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3275dad1\">Mrs Cheddar<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-portrait-note e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"3df25bf1\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3df25bf1\">Also behind the skirting board<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-74e0b9df e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-portrait-card \" data-id=\"74e0b9df\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"74e0b9df\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"74e0b9df\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-portrait-img\" data-interaction-id=\"5a33a349\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"5a33a349\" id=\"1540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-mini-cheddars.jpg\" width=\"543\" height=\"556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-mini-cheddars.jpg 543w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-mini-cheddars-293x300.jpg 293w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-plate e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"2c3f1e0e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"2c3f1e0e\">The mini Cheddars<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-portrait-note e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"2ba6b94e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"2ba6b94e\">Rehearsing, loudly<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-675f24d0 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-portrait-card \" data-id=\"675f24d0\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"675f24d0\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"675f24d0\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-portrait-img\" data-interaction-id=\"109734\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"109734\" id=\"1535\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-gnu-sam.jpg\" width=\"543\" height=\"556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-gnu-sam.jpg 543w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-gnu-sam-293x300.jpg 293w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-plate e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"381286ba\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"381286ba\">Gnu Sam<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-portrait-note e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"7f796694\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7f796694\">\u201cWorld needs Gnu!\u201d<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-437570cc e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-portrait-card \" data-id=\"437570cc\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"437570cc\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"437570cc\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-portrait-img\" data-interaction-id=\"f4f3ede\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"f4f3ede\" id=\"1536\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-gnus-reporter.jpg\" width=\"543\" height=\"556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-gnus-reporter.jpg 543w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-gnus-reporter-293x300.jpg 293w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-plate e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"181e6fbe\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"181e6fbe\">Gnus Reporter<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-portrait-note e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"78541cea\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"78541cea\">On the scene. Always.<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2dee3c8 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-portrait-card \" data-id=\"2dee3c8\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"2dee3c8\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"2dee3c8\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-portrait-img\" data-interaction-id=\"6396ae57\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"6396ae57\" id=\"1537\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-grimy-frame.jpg\" width=\"543\" height=\"556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-grimy-frame.jpg 543w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-grimy-frame-293x300.jpg 293w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-plate e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"6844b47d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"6844b47d\">Name withheld<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-portrait-note e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"60c78f14\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"60c78f14\">Arrived with a surfboard. In Edinburgh.<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2573c8e6 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-portrait-card \" data-id=\"2573c8e6\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"2573c8e6\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"2573c8e6\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-portrait-img\" data-interaction-id=\"3d863e0b\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3d863e0b\" id=\"1538\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-grimy-frame-2.jpg\" width=\"543\" height=\"556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-grimy-frame-2.jpg 543w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-grimy-frame-2-293x300.jpg 293w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-plate e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"681779ca\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"681779ca\">Name withheld<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-portrait-note e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"304a0477\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"304a0477\">Brings his own mushrooms.<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7d5dc5af e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-portrait-card \" data-id=\"7d5dc5af\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"7d5dc5af\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"7d5dc5af\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-portrait-img\" data-interaction-id=\"24853110\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"24853110\" id=\"1539\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-grimy-frame-3.jpg\" width=\"543\" height=\"556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-grimy-frame-3.jpg 543w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/portrait-grimy-frame-3-293x300.jpg 293w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-plate e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"5d57f3c9\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"5d57f3c9\">Name withheld<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-portrait-note e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"39cd54b7\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"39cd54b7\">Has a twin. Allegedly.<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<section class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6c07c74b e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-section e-479688ec-5bf5 \" data-id=\"6c07c74b\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"6c07c74b\" id=\"shop\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"6c07c74b\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-249b73c2 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div gt-inner \" data-id=\"249b73c2\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"249b73c2\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"249b73c2\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1627da54 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-section-head \" data-id=\"1627da54\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"1627da54\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"1627da54\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-46eb16f3 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-1219070a-8ae2 \" data-id=\"46eb16f3\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"46eb16f3\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"46eb16f3\">\n    \t\t\t<h2 data-interaction-id=\"141d2392\" class=\"gt-h2 e-1783095b-e9f0 e-heading-base e-default-h2\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"141d2392\">Founding Regulars<\/h2>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-intro e-175e875f-9003 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"3c98be6d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3c98be6d\">Be a regular before the doors open. The first run is marked as a founding edition, and nobody else can say they were here first.<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"gt-link e-2a26ee73-bdc6 e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"5954675e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"5954675e\"><a href=\"#shop\" target=\"_self\" class=\"e-paragraph-link-base e-default-a\">\n\t\tView the full shop\n\t<\/a><\/span>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7fde956b e-con e-atomic-element e-grid-base e-default-div e-27518f6a-ce78 \" data-id=\"7fde956b\" data-element_type=\"e-grid\" data-e-type=\"e-grid\" data-interaction-id=\"7fde956b\" data-e-type=\"e-grid\" data-id=\"7fde956b\">\n    <article class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-39843261 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-article gt-merch-card \" data-id=\"39843261\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"39843261\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"39843261\">\n    <a class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2610d460 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-a gt-merch-media \" data-id=\"2610d460\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"2610d460\" href=\"#shop\" target=\"_self\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"2610d460\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-merch-img\" data-interaction-id=\"4d532f84\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"4d532f84\" id=\"1525\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-cheddar.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-cheddar.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-cheddar-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-cheddar-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-cheddar-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-cheddar-100x100.jpg 100w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"gt-merch-badge e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"78c6e89\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"78c6e89\">Founding edition<\/span>\n\t\t\n<\/a>\n\t\t\t<h3 data-interaction-id=\"698eef40\" class=\"gt-merch-title e-heading-base e-default-h3\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"698eef40\">Cheddar, resident since forever<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-merch-type e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"3786ba3a\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"3786ba3a\">Framed art print<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2da8c072 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-merch-foot \" data-id=\"2da8c072\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"2da8c072\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"2da8c072\">\n    \t\t\t<span class=\"gt-price e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"7c20b5c8\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7c20b5c8\">[Price]<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"#shop\" target=\"_self\" class=\"gt-btn-outline e-button-base e-default-a\" data-interaction-id=\"326a07d6\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"326a07d6\">\n\tAdd to basket\n<\/a>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/article>\n<article class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-28e11922 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-article gt-merch-card \" data-id=\"28e11922\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"28e11922\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"28e11922\">\n    <a class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3b1aa3d7 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-a gt-merch-media \" data-id=\"3b1aa3d7\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"3b1aa3d7\" href=\"#shop\" target=\"_self\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"3b1aa3d7\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-merch-img\" data-interaction-id=\"7d8fd99\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7d8fd99\" id=\"1526\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-gnu-sam.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-gnu-sam.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-gnu-sam-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-gnu-sam-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-gnu-sam-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-gnu-sam-100x100.jpg 100w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\n<\/a>\n\t\t\t<h3 data-interaction-id=\"2549298e\" class=\"gt-merch-title e-heading-base e-default-h3\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"2549298e\">\u201cWorld needs Gnu!\u201d<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-merch-type e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"4f3d12e9\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"4f3d12e9\">Framed art print of Gnu Sam<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-67e28eee e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-merch-foot \" data-id=\"67e28eee\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"67e28eee\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"67e28eee\">\n    \t\t\t<span class=\"gt-price e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"4e5b5ead\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"4e5b5ead\">[Price]<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"#shop\" target=\"_self\" class=\"gt-btn-outline e-button-base e-default-a\" data-interaction-id=\"7aa034a3\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7aa034a3\">\n\tAdd to basket\n<\/a>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/article>\n<article class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-69ea9caf e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-article gt-merch-card \" data-id=\"69ea9caf\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"69ea9caf\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"69ea9caf\">\n    <a class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6524e971 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-a gt-merch-media \" data-id=\"6524e971\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"6524e971\" href=\"#shop\" target=\"_self\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"6524e971\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-merch-img\" data-interaction-id=\"78a082fd\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"78a082fd\" id=\"1527\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-mrs-cheddar.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-mrs-cheddar.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-mrs-cheddar-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-mrs-cheddar-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-mrs-cheddar-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-print-mrs-cheddar-100x100.jpg 100w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\n<\/a>\n\t\t\t<h3 data-interaction-id=\"37ff0f5d\" class=\"gt-merch-title e-heading-base e-default-h3\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"37ff0f5d\">Mrs Cheddar takes tea<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-merch-type e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"683ea43d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"683ea43d\">Framed art print<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-74a00c48 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-merch-foot \" data-id=\"74a00c48\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"74a00c48\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"74a00c48\">\n    \t\t\t<span class=\"gt-price e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"2ff6c3e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"2ff6c3e\">[Price]<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"#shop\" target=\"_self\" class=\"gt-btn-outline e-button-base e-default-a\" data-interaction-id=\"1bc61eac\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"1bc61eac\">\n\tAdd to basket\n<\/a>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/article>\n<article class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0c2744 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-article gt-merch-card \" data-id=\"7f0c2744\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"7f0c2744\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"7f0c2744\">\n    <a class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-410cd432 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-a gt-merch-media \" data-id=\"410cd432\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"410cd432\" href=\"#shop\" target=\"_self\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"410cd432\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img gt-merch-img\" data-interaction-id=\"518e7f0e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"518e7f0e\" id=\"1524\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-beer-mats.jpg\" width=\"720\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-beer-mats.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-beer-mats-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-beer-mats-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-beer-mats-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/merch-beer-mats-100x100.jpg 100w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"gt-merch-badge e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"ac3edb0\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"ac3edb0\">Founding edition<\/span>\n\t\t\n<\/a>\n\t\t\t<h3 data-interaction-id=\"7df049fc\" class=\"gt-merch-title e-heading-base e-default-h3\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7df049fc\">The regulars\u2019 beer mats<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-merch-type e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"22cd5fa8\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"22cd5fa8\">Set of six, printed card<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-475cf58a e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div gt-merch-foot \" data-id=\"475cf58a\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"475cf58a\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"475cf58a\">\n    \t\t\t<span class=\"gt-price e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"8c6c95e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"8c6c95e\">[Price]<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"#shop\" target=\"_self\" class=\"gt-btn-outline e-button-base e-default-a\" data-interaction-id=\"7d73d58e\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7d73d58e\">\n\tAdd to basket\n<\/a>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/article>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3f324293 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-374a9251-7921 \" data-id=\"3f324293\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"3f324293\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"3f324293\">\n    \t\t\t<p class=\"gt-trust e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"550e5e24\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"550e5e24\">Printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-trust e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"10ec0ceb\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"10ec0ceb\">Shipped from the UK and EU<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-trust e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"1df05399\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"1df05399\">Secure checkout<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<section class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6b01150d e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-section e-15fbbd4b-c8ad \" data-id=\"6b01150d\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"6b01150d\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"6b01150d\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-33073cf3 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-73297ead-5f6d \" data-id=\"33073cf3\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"33073cf3\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"33073cf3\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img e-3e3f31fc-1590\" data-interaction-id=\"cc278b3\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"cc278b3\" id=\"1518\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/bar-interior-before.jpg\" width=\"1672\" height=\"941\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/bar-interior-before.jpg 1672w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/bar-interior-before-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/bar-interior-before-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/bar-interior-before-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/bar-interior-before-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/bar-interior-before-600x338.jpg 600w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2c1c6284 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-75712bc9-246a \" data-id=\"2c1c6284\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"2c1c6284\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"2c1c6284\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a80aedc e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-7883734c-e5bf \" data-id=\"a80aedc\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"a80aedc\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"a80aedc\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-635a9f21 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-2f52b88b-bd86 \" data-id=\"635a9f21\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"635a9f21\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"635a9f21\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-6988bca6-89f5 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"1631c27d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"1631c27d\">\u201cWorld needs Gnu!\u201d<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img e-15dc064b-2b22\" data-interaction-id=\"b6a95b2\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"b6a95b2\" id=\"1520\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnu-sam.webp\" width=\"1021\" height=\"921\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnu-sam.webp 1021w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnu-sam-300x271.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnu-sam-768x693.webp 768w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnu-sam-600x541.webp 600w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-12a74f66 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-6bff2872-ceeb \" data-id=\"12a74f66\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"12a74f66\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"12a74f66\">\n    \t\t\t<h2 data-interaction-id=\"e5e8783\" class=\"e-6414f4da-691a e-heading-base e-default-h2\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"e5e8783\">It's going to need some Gnu love.<\/h2>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"gt-body e-1f429197-135a e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"47553afb\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"47553afb\">This is the inside, the morning after the sale. Cobwebs on the taps, dust on the bar, a jukebox nobody has switched on in years, and an apple on the table that nobody can explain. Whoever bought this place has his work cut out.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-7c4478dc-4532 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"4bc868cf\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"4bc868cf\">Watch it come back to life, one room at a time.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"gt-link e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"7887c8dc\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"7887c8dc\"><a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/gnusoftheworld\" target=\"_self\" class=\"e-paragraph-link-base e-default-a\">\n\t\tFollow the clean-up on Instagram\n\t<\/a><\/span>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<section class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6e3622ed e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-section e-42c3b070-9729 \" data-id=\"6e3622ed\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"6e3622ed\" id=\"signup\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"6e3622ed\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-779e8de1 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-6fb0e653-bac1 \" data-id=\"779e8de1\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"779e8de1\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"779e8de1\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-af7f329 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-780523aa-88b2 \" data-id=\"af7f329\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"af7f329\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"af7f329\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-49766d5 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-55d0720a-e018 \" data-id=\"49766d5\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"49766d5\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"49766d5\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-14b23831 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-504c2e71-c9ee \" data-id=\"14b23831\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"14b23831\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"14b23831\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-18789bca e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-42617cdb-6f73 \" data-id=\"18789bca\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"18789bca\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"18789bca\">\n    \n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-334fc402 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-3a95e322-1257 \" data-id=\"334fc402\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"334fc402\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"334fc402\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4e5d6799 e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-1311d935-8140 \" data-id=\"4e5d6799\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"4e5d6799\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"4e5d6799\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-18f574b8-be47 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"608d95f6\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"608d95f6\">Vacancy<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-2f9977c2-5d64 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"591ae202\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"591ae202\">Customers required<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-589f5ae8-e969 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"34508513\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"34508513\">Apply within. No experience necessary.<\/p>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6600ffaa e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-69c2d303-a7a7 \" data-id=\"6600ffaa\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"6600ffaa\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"6600ffaa\">\n    \n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<p class=\"e-2fbace39-c21e e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"6fa93946\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"6fa93946\">Successful applicants get a seat on opening night, the first to hear who bought the bar, and first dibs on merch and new games. 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Whoever that is.<\/p>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"e-1646eada-7cb3 e-paragraph-base e-default-span\" data-interaction-id=\"49e6119c\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"49e6119c\">Opening<br>night<\/span>\n\t\t\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<footer class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3a6c6f99 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-footer e-29477fb5-9a8d \" data-id=\"3a6c6f99\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"3a6c6f99\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"3a6c6f99\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-112ce38 e-con e-atomic-element e-flexbox-base e-default-div e-5400332b-27e8 \" data-id=\"112ce38\" data-element_type=\"e-flexbox\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-interaction-id=\"112ce38\" data-e-type=\"e-flexbox\" data-id=\"112ce38\">\n    <div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-49e95c0c e-con e-atomic-element e-div-block-base e-default-div e-fc2435a-eb58 \" data-id=\"49e95c0c\" data-element_type=\"e-div-block\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-interaction-id=\"49e95c0c\" data-e-type=\"e-div-block\" data-id=\"49e95c0c\">\n    \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"e-image-base e-default-img e-6228e405-71dc\" data-interaction-id=\"731a279d\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"731a279d\" id=\"1521\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnus-logo.webp\" width=\"600\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnus-logo.webp 600w, https:\/\/www.gnusoftheworld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/gnus-logo-300x132.webp 300w\" alt=\"\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"e-43c8b895-b670 e-paragraph-base e-default-p\" data-interaction-id=\"64f810c0\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-id=\"64f810c0\">Edinburgh. 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